- "Ah, Sir Chromalot, looks lovely ... shame about the drivers."
- — Jonathan Pearce in Series 6 as Sir Chromalot drives into Shunt while entering the Arena
Sir Chromalot was a competitor robot that fought in Series 3-6 of Robot Wars as well as both series of Robot Wars Extreme. Despite achieving very little success in robot combat, not even reaching a Heat Final in four attempts, the team (The Hub Nuts) were considered one of the most popular entertainers in Robot Wars, along with the International Wreck Crew and Team Nemesis.
Sir Chromalot's name was a pun on Sir Lancelot, one of the Knights of the Round Table from the legend of King Arthur.
Versions of Sir ChromalotEdit
- "At RW, Sir Chromalot was absolutely on the limit of top weight allowance, by a few grams. That's how precise it was."
- — Steve Merrill
Generally, Sir Chromalot's design remained consistent in its TV appearances, being a small circular-shaped robot with four wheels and with a body and chassis made out of a lorry wheel hub. The robot was finished in chromium silver, and regularly bore flags with its name written on it throughout its appearances.
The original Sir Chromalot that appeared in Series 3 was armed with a spike tipped with a cobalt cutter. However, it did not have a self-righting mechanism, which cost it in its battle against Big Brother.
Initially, this version of Sir Chromalot was to be equipped with horizontally spinning sledgehammers, resembling helicopter blades. However, this weapon had to be removed due to a variety of issues.
- "No one knew whether this thing would be finished in time, let alone work. Smith turned up the volume on his moaning and was well into needing a charisma by-pass. With only two days to go, things started going wrong. A major problem of radio interference had been discovered. Yep, now we kept getting Grays Taxis every time a relay switched in. It was sending the servos haywire. A whole day was lost to solving this fault. Then there was insufficient room for the batteries. Something had to give? It was decided that the 'something' remains classified. We would however like to thank the nice men in white coats."
- — The Sir Chromalot website on Sir Chromalot's spinner
To resolve the lack of self-righting that affected it in Series 3, the Series 4 Sir Chromalot featured an unusual tower mechanism that acted as its srimech. This mechanism ensured that the robot would only be toppled onto its side, with a series of self-righting arms mounted in the mechanism could push Sir Chromalot back onto its wheels. However, this mechanism was not seen properly in its appearances, and took up weight which could be used for more potent weaponry, so it was removed after Series 4.
For the Series 4 Celebrity Special, Sir Chromalot's srimech tower was draped in a shiny decorative cloak, covering it completely and rendering it useless.
Series 5/Extreme 1Edit
For Series 5, Sir Chromalot's spikes were removed and replaced with a pneumatic flipping arm, which featured a pair of forks and the gas bottle mounted on top of it. The flipping arm also had a spike attached to the rear which doubled as an axe, similar to the weapons of 8645T and Robochicken. While this new weapon proved reasonably effective, its design prevented it from acting as a srimech, which cost Sir Chromalot in its Series 5 battle against Firestorm 3.
Series 6/Extreme 2Edit
Sir Chromalot received considerable revisions to its body and weapon for Series 6. A silver-painted tyre was added to the rim of the wheel hub, while the flipping arm was made considerably smaller, had the gas bottle concealed within the hub, and no longer had the axe spike fitted to the rear. The flipping arm proved much more potent and effective than in Series 5, capable of flipping other robots over with considerable force and acting as the robot's srimech.
For the Extreme 2 Challenge Belt, Sir Chromalot's tyre was replaced with metal armour outlined in hazard tape, and decorative chains and wigs added to the top, sides and rear of the robot.
This model of Sir Chromalot was retired after Extreme 2. Ray Tait left the team at this point.
Steve Merrill, along with several engineers from Alchrist Engineering, constructed a new generation Sir Chromalot for Series 7. This version was a radical departure from its predecessor, being a precision box-shaped robot equipped with two saw discs, tipped with tungsten carbide. However, it was never seen on television, as it was ripped to pieces in its qualifier battle, a vengeance battle with Scorpion. As a result, Sir Chromalot failed to qualify for Series 7 in this form.
- "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, this is Sir Chromalot"
- — Steve Merrill's arrival into Series 3
In Heat D of the Third Wars, Sir Chromalot appeared on the Robot Wars televised show for the first time, arriving in style from the back of a Rolls-Royce. After a brief entertainment from the team, who danced around the arena, the robot fought in its first round battle, which saw it get placed up against fellow newcomers Shell Shock. In the battle, Sir Chromalot immediately attacked Shell Shock and penetrated the shell with its spike. After this moment the axe of Shell Shock was permanently jammed down. Sir Chromalot pushed it into Matilda's CPZ, but Matilda pushed it out again. Then Sir Chromalot and Sir Killalot ganged up on Shell Shock together. Shell Shock's axe head broke off, and Sir Chromalot became stuck on top of it. Sir Killalot and Matilda attacked it and it was freed. It started to move again, but then Sir Killalot pushed it into the pit of oblivion. The judges ruled that Sir Chromalot should not have been pushed into the pit, so the judged the match on points and awarded Sir Chromalot the victory, to the chagrin of Craig Charles.
- "Well, the decision is in, and I don't agree with it, but I'm not a judge. Shell Shock will be shell shocked, because they've gone for Sir Chromalot!"
- — Craig after the decision is made
In the second round, Sir Chromalot was placed up against another newcomer in Big Brother. This battle was fairly brief, particularly in comparison to their previous battle. Big Brother drove Sir Chromalot towards the CPZ, however, Sir Chromalot turned around and tried a head-on charge on Big Brother. Big Brother also drove forwards, and ended up driving in underneath Sir Chromalot, this made the Hub Nuts' machine topple and fall upside down and left on its back, where it was unable to self-right. Sir Chromalot was deemed immobilised, and the House Robots then came in for the kill. However, even Shunt's diamond edged axe could not penetrate the underbelly of Sir Chromalot. Cease was soon called, and Sir Chromalot was eliminated from the competition.
At the end of the series, Sir Chromalot was nominated for the Sportsmanship Award, however, it lost out to Diotoir.
- "Who's going to win? Siiiiiiiiiiir C-H-R-O-M-A-L-O-T! What does that spell? Siiiiiiiiiiir Chromalot!"
- — The chants of The Chromettes
Sir Chromalot returned for the Fourth Wars as the number 27 seeds, being granted this seeding due to its popularity with the crowd and its Sportsmanship Award nomination. The team arrived in the back of a truck, accompanied by a squad of cheerleaders as extra support.
Sir Chromalot participated in Heat M of the main competition. In its first round melee, the seeded Sir Chromalot machine was placed up against two newcomers in Reactor and Scorpion. The battle started worryingly for the number 27 seeds as Scorpion pushed Sir Chromalot around the arena for a while with relative ease. Fortunately, Sir Chromalot was able to halt Scorpion in its tracks with its spike, up against the arena side wall, and Reactor took this opportunity to swoop in and flip Scorpion over. Scorpion was unable to self-right, so it was deemed immobilised, and was then pushed onto the flame pit, before being severely damaged by the House Robots. This put the seeded Sir Chromalot machine through to the next round of the Heat.
In the second round, things didn't go too smoothly for Sir Chromalot as it was placed up against a returning robot in The Steel Avenger. Before the battle, the cheerleaders (referred to as the "Chromettes"), performed a dance routine to entertain the crowd. In this battle, The Steel Avenger was also able to take advantage of Sir Chromalot's low pushing power, and directed it around in circles on the arena floor, whilst also trying to hit the tall srimech apparatus of Sir Chromalot with its axe. The Steel Avenger missed with its axe on numerous occasions, only managing to hit Sir Chromalot once. The drill weapon then suddenly broke on Sir Chromalot after a hefty slam from The Steel Avenger, this then almost served as a cue for the pit of oblivion to descend. The Steel Avenger then carried Sir Chromalot over to the pit, before lining it up perfectly, and dumping it down with ease. Cease was called and the seeded Sir Chromalot was eliminated from the competition.
- "The cheerleaders won't be cheering now!"
- — Craig Charles post-battle
Sir Chromalot also entered in the Celebrity Special, which took place during the Christmas season of the Fourth Wars. The robot was driven by Boyzone's Shane Lynch, considered as the best of the Celebrity drivers for the competition. In its first round battle, Sir Chromalot was placed up against Disc-O-Inferno. In the battle, Sir Chromalot started the stronger machine as it avoided the disc of its opponent and caught it side-on, giving it the pushing advantage. Sir Chromalot's decorations were set alight and burnt completely when it drove foolishly over the flame pit whilst trying to push Disc-O-Inferno over to the arena side wall. This gave Sir Chromalot back its srimech. However, Sir Chromalot had almost nothing more to do in the battle, as when it pulled away, it was clear that Disc-O-Inferno had become immobilised after its aerial had burnt out after the robot was pushed over the flame pit by Sir Chromalot. Sir Chromalot pulled away and let the house robots do some more damage to Disc-O-Inferno, whilst also putting it on the arena floor flipper to be flipped, before cease was finally called, confirming victory for Sir Chromalot. This put Sir Chromalot through to the second round of the competition.
In the Semi-Final round, Sir Chromalot was placed up against the rising tournament favourites in Pussycat. In this battle, Sir Chromalot couldn't get away from the cutting disc of Pussycat at all, and suffered tremendous damage. After a while of Pussycat cutting into a fairly statuesque Sir Chromalot, Pussycat scuttled across to the other side of the arena, making it clear that Sir Chromalot was completely immobilised. The House Robots then closed in on the defeated machine, toppling it over before taking it over to the arena floor flipper to be flipped. After Sir Chromalot was flipped by the Arena Floor Flipper, the House Robots took Sir Chromalot over to the pit of oblivion and dumped it down, eliminating it from the competition.
- Craig Charles: "I haven't seen such a serious match, in ages, on Robot Wars"
- Shane Lynch: "Well, I was trying to give the crowd what they wanted to see."
- — Post-battle interview
At the end of the series, Sir Chromalot, for the second series running, was nominated for the Sportsmanship award, however, for the second series in a row, it lost out to Diotoir.
The new Sir Chromalot machine made its Extreme Series 1 début by fighting in a Vengeance battle, where it went up against Plunderbird 5, caused by an argument between the teams as to which team were the better showmen, and which team had a better entry. The pre-match banter included various name-calling and insults, including a mock award presented to the Plunderbird team by Steve Merrill.
- Mike Onslow: "It's about time you pair of girlies got yourself a decent hard image"
- Steve Merrill: "Listen here, Plunder-Girls, everytime I move my foot, your mouth opens!"
- — The Class Act and International Wrecking Crew trade insults
The battle itself was a long and dull one as both robots spent a long while dodging around one another. Eventually, Sir Chromalot made a flip on Plunderbird 5, a flip that made Plunderbird 5 get stuck on the top of Sir Chromalot.
- "Once again boys, you're all talk and no trousers"
- — Jonathan Pearce commentating mid-battle
After a few moments, Plunderbird 5 finally got off the top of Sir Chromalot, and the fight continued. However, the battle at long last came to a conclusion as Sir Chromalot pressed the pit release button, making the pit descend. Plunderbird 5 was on the pit mouth, and then lost control completely, resulting in the robot positioning itself in such a way that the wheels were hanging over the pit of oblivion, meaning that Plunderbird 5 couldn't move away. The result of the battle was now perfectly clear, but Sir Chromalot was confirmed the winner as Sergeant Bash then came out of his CPZ and pushed Plunderbird 5 into the pit fully.
Sir Chromalot also had a disastrous Tag Team Terror partnership with Napalm in the first series of Extreme. Although the two teams appeared very confident going into their first round battle up against Suicidal Tendencies and The Steel Avenger, the Tag Team partnership couldn't live up to it.
- "We're going to do damage to Steel Lego and Suicidal Meccano!"
- — Steve Merrill before the fight
In the battle, Sir Chromalot stayed in its specified corner, doing absolutely nothing, until it was official that Napalm was immobilised, after being completely destroyed by both robots of the opposing Tag Team partnership. Sir Chromalot itself eventually came out as Napalm was lifted and then dumped out of the arena by Sir Killalot. Sir Chromalot was overwhelmed by the power of its opponents, and couldn't avoid being pitted by Suicidal Tendencies and The Steel Avenger within moments, without much retaliation at all from Sir Chromalot. Cease was then called, and Sir Chromalot and Napalm were eliminated from the competition.
- "Oh guys, come on, I'm so depressed! But not really, I'll be back!"
- — Steve Merill's melodramatic exit to Extreme 1 towards the cameras
- "Ray Tait...appears to have gotten his hands on the machine, because it actually works!"
- — Philippa Forrester observing the new and improved Sir Chromalot, and the former Centurion captain
Sir Chromalot returned for the Fifth Wars, unseeded this time. The robot participated in Heat D of the main competition. In the first round of the Heat, Sir Chromalot was placed up against newcomers to the main competition in Rohog. After getting a few light flips and bashes on Rohog, none managing to flip Rohog fully over, Sir Chromalot pushed Rohog into the angle grinder neighbouring the flame pit, before driving back into the centre of the Arena, while Rohog, didn't make any movement. Rohog was then immediately counted out by the Refbot, before being completely obliterated by the House Robots Sir Killalot and Matilda. Cease was eventually called, and Sir Chromalot was put through to the next round of the Heat.
In the second round of the Heat, Sir Chromalot was placed up against the number 7 seeds Firestorm 3. In this battle, Firestorm 3 flipped over Sir Chromalot almost immediately, and due to the awkward position and shape of the flipping arm, Sir Chromalot was unable to self-right, deeming it immobilised. Sir Chromalot was thrown around the arena for a little while longer by Firestorm 3, before eventually being counted out by the Refbot. Cease was called and Sir Chromalot was eliminated from the competition, meaning it was out of the main competition in the second round for the third time in a row.
- "...an American truck wheel hub turned into an invincible, self-righting, CO2 gas flipping machine that they claim is Razer-proof, bomb-proof and Jonathan Pearce-proof! Steve and Ray, make my day!"
- — Jonathan Pearce
Sir Chromalot entered the arena by carelessly crashing into Shunt and the House Robot briefly tried to chase it, but it made up for that as it fought in a spectacular first round battle, a battle where Sir Chromalot was placed up against previous Heat Semi-finalists The Alien, Series 2 Semi-Finalists GBH 2 and newcomers ICU.
- "Whatever happens to the Sir Chromalot team, they are great value, great fun, great showmen...and...Steve and Ray, it would be great to see your machine down the pit!"
- — Jonathan Pearce as the battle starts
In the battle, Sir Chromalot hung back as The Alien attacked the other two competitors, before charging into The Alien and flipping it onto its back. As The Alien slowly self-righted, Sir Chromalot took an axe blow from ICU and fled, before Sir Chromalot was flipped over by The Alien. Sir Chromalot then swiftly self-righted and flipped GBH 2 onto its back, with Team Joint Effort's machine self-righting again. Sir Chromalot then flipped over ICU, who was unable to self-right, as the axe mechanism broke not long before hand. Sir Chromalot then missed a flip on The Alien, but was flipped over by GBH 2 once more. Sir Chromalot managed to self-right, albeit with some effort, and was then flipped into the arena side wall by GBH 2, after they were pushed backwards by The Alien. Sir Chromalot did manage to self-right, but it was resting up against the arena side wall, meaning the robot was still unable to flee, another flip from the flipper did nothing but put Sir Chromalot back onto its back. Sir Chromalot couldn't fire its flipper at all for the rest of the battle, as it was locked open. However, as it was so close to the end of the battle, Sir Chromalot had just managed to hold on to a judges' decision. The decision controversially went in favour of Sir Chromalot and The Alien, putting The Class Act through to the second round of the heat on a 2-1 decision that Sir Chromalot had done enough before it was left lying upside down.
- Philippa Forrester: "Have you ever looked at your robot lately?"
- Steve Merrill: "Have you seen this jacket? I've got the gold one on now. Do you like the gold jacket?"
- Philippa Forrester: "Are you worried about S3?"
- Steve Merrill: "No, who are S3?"
- — Steve Merrill whilst his robot remains in bits just before the fight
Sir Chromalot then faced number 7 seeds S3 in the Heat Semi-final. In this battle, Sir Chromalot started by activating the pit release button and attempting to lure the seeded machine towards it. However, S3 closed the gap between Sir Chromalot and its own disc weapon, and slashed Sir Chromalot twice, knocking Sir Chromalot clean over onto its back. Sir Chromalot immediately self-righted and continued to lure S3 around the pit of oblivion. However, Sir Chromalot's flipping arm eventually ran out of gas from self-righting after being flipped by S3's flywheel. Sir Chromalot was counted out by the Refbot, eliminating it from the competition, meaning it was eliminated in the Heat Semi-final for a fourth time in succession. Dead Metal put punishment on Sir Chromalot, before accelerating into the pit of oblivion with the defeated Sir Chromalot.
- Craig Charles: "When are you going to build a better robot?"
- Steve Merill: "When you get a better jacket!"
- — Post-battle
- "...not a problem for us!"
- — Ray Tait upon hearing the line-up
- "They do great dinners here!"
- — Solace for Steve Merrill
|SIR CHROMALOT - RESULTS|
|The Third Wars - UK Championship|
Heat, Round 2
|Heat D, Round 1||vs. Shell Shock||Won|
|Heat D, Round 2||vs. Big Brother||Lost|
|The Fourth Wars - UK Championship|
27th Seed, Heat, Round 2
|Heat M, Eliminator||vs. Reactor, Scorpion||Qualified|
|Heat M, Semi-Final||vs. The Steel Avenger||Lost|
|Round 1||vs. Disc-O-Inferno||Won|
|Round 2||vs. Pussycat||Lost|
|Extreme Series 1|
|Tag Team Terror|
Competing with Napalm, Round 1
|Round 1||vs. Suicidal Tendencies & The Steel Avenger||Lost|
|Vengeance||vs. Plunderbird 5||Won|
|The Fifth Wars - UK Championship|
Heat, Round 2
|Heat D, Eliminator||vs. Rohog||Won|
|Heat D, Semi Final||vs. Firestorm 3 (7)||Lost|
|The Sixth Wars - UK Championship|
Heat, Round 2
|Heat D, Round 1||vs. GBH 2, ICU, The Alien||Qualified|
|Heat D, Round 2||vs. S3 (7)||Lost|
|Extreme Series 2|
|Round 1||vs. Dantomkia, Hypno-Disc, S.M.I.D.S.Y.||Eliminated|
- Wins: 6
- Losses: 7
|Main Series||Sir Chromalot Record|
|The First Wars||Did not enter|
|The Second Wars||Did not enter|
|The Third Wars||Heat, Round 2|
|The Fourth Wars||Heat, Round 2|
|The Fifth Wars||Heat, Round 2|
|The Sixth Wars||Heat, Round 2|
|The Seventh Wars||Failed to qualify|
|Series 8||Did not enter|
|Series 9||Did not enter|
|Robot Wars Extreme||Appearances|
Appearances in MerchandiseEdit
- Interestingly, on Sir Chromalot's three unseeded main appearances, it fought in Heat D, losing in Round 2 to the eventual heat winner, two of which being the number 7 seed for the series. The robot also lost in Round 2 of its main competition appearance as a seed.
- In fact, Sir Chromalot never made it past Round 2 in any competition, always losing in Round 1 of any competitions it took part in during either series of Extreme.
- Sir Chromalot was profiled in Robot Wars: The Ultimate Guide.
- During testing before Series 3, Sir Chromalot survived being hit by multiple cars.
- In all of its unseeded appearances in the main competition, Sir Chromalot lost as a result of being flipped, despite being equipped with a flipping weapon for two of these series.
- In Series 4, Sir Chromalot measured 1.41 metres tall, making this the tallest competing robot in the main competition of all time.
- In Sir Chromalot's last appearance on Robot Wars, the Robot Wars announcer Stuart McDonald mistakenly pronounced it Sir Chompalot, despite saying it correctly for over three years before hand.
- Sadly, Hub Nuts team captain Steve Merrill passed away on June 19th, 2011 from complications relating to bowel cancer.  Both surviving models of Sir Chromalot became the property of Ray Tait.
- ↑ http://smithelec.theshoppe.com/history.htm
- ↑ Sir Chromalot Road Test
- ↑ http://www.thurrockgazette.co.uk/news/9110287.Tributes_paid_to_well_known_Steve/