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"The Udale family must have a weird home life, dreaming up two cold steel chisel spikes for the cow's horns, the shell's steel plate. They're going to milk this for all it's worth, let's be honest!"
Jonathan Pearce introduces Robocow

Robocow was a competitor robot that competed exclusively in Series 3 of Robot Wars. It lost its only battle against General Carnage in the first round, and did not appear in any other series.

Team Tarantula would later fail to qualify for Series 4 with Son of Robocow, and enter the first series of Robot Wars Extreme with The Spider.

DesignEdit

Robocow was a low box-shaped robot themed around a robotic cow, with a 3mm solid steel shell and armed with a pair of steel chisel 'horns' at the front. It also featured a wooden tail with a mop at the end, and was originally fitted with a head made by Carol Udale, the wife of team captain John, the design of which appeared to be a reference to the titular protagonist of Robocop. However, the head had to be removed before Robocow's first fight due to weight constrictions, similar to the circumstances that affected Cerberus in Series 4.

Robot HistoryEdit

Series 3Edit

"...Robocow. Oh, dad. You've lost your head completely."
— Jonathan Pearce before Activate is called in Robocow's battle against General Carnage
General carnage vs robocow

General Carnage lifts Robocow

Robocow started rather slowly in its battle against General Carnage. It then bounced off its opponent and almost drove down the pit, but managed to steer away.
"Oh, dairy, dairy me..."
— Another of Jonathan Pearce's puns, this one on Robocow's poor performance
Robocow House Robots

The House Robots swarm around the overturned Robocow

General Carnage then came in behind Robocow and got its lifting arm and claw under Robocow and managed to lift Robocow up and drag it across the arena floor. After getting stuck on an arena spike, Robocow was pushed towards Matilda, who used her chainsaw on the top armour, after which Robocow seemed to have stopped moving for some time. It did manage to move across the arena floor, but very sluggishly. Eventually Robocow was pushed near a CPZ and Sir Killalot flipped it over. Shunt then spent the remainder of the battle causing damage to Robocow's exposed machinery.
"Robots do not have the milk of human kindness. Udder destruction."
— Craig Charles makes a pun after the battle, which was booed by the audience

ResultsEdit

ROBOCOW - RESULTS
Series 3
The Third Wars - UK Championship
Heat, Round 1
Heat B, Round 1 vs. General Carnage Lost

Wins/LossesEdit

  • Wins: 0
  • Losses: 1

Series RecordEdit

  • Concept art for Son of Robocow
  • Robocow with its head and team
Main Series Robocow Record
The First Wars Did not enter
The Second Wars Did not enter
The Third Wars Heat, Round 1
The Fourth Wars Failed to qualify with Son of Robocow
The Fifth Wars Did not enter
The Sixth Wars Did not enter
The Seventh Wars Did not enter
Series 8 Did not enter
Series 9 Did not enter
Series 10 Did not enter
Robot Wars Extreme Appearances
Series 1 Entered with The Spider
Series 2 Did not enter

TriviaEdit

  • Robocow's statistics board in its heat featured two errors; it claimed Robocow was 6.6 meters wide and the Notes section read "Has a wagging wooden tale", when tail would be the correct spelling.

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